fail bio.

[l y r i c !]

okay, so, i'm an admin on another site, and someone joins and happens to post a bio, something like this. i don't remember exactly, and if i didn't delete it i would copy/paste it.



name: flamefox

age: i think somewhere in the 30 moon area.

clan: he put thunderclan in the bio, but later on he posted in the shadowclan camp as though his cat were part of shadowclan. and the worse part is, it wasn't even approved. :l

gender: male.

appearance: an orange tabby tom with red eyes. he has blue slits. and stars in his eyes. he has never lost a battle.

personality: cold, angry, hates other cats. will kill them without mercy. blah,blah, blah, something like that.

history: born as a rogue. there was once a huge battle between cats and wolves. the wolves killed all the cats and raised him. he was going to kill the, but first he had to be trained. after a couple of moons, he became a warrior among the wolves. one day, he attacked them and killed all 105 of them. then he headed out on his own. he knew not to trust any cat, but when he heard of the clans he thought he could trust them.

role-play sample: flamefox sat alone in the clearing with blood in his mouth. the deer lying dead next to him showed how strong her was... and i dunno the rest. forgotten.


so that's all i remember. and let's just say, i really want to forget it. :l

[Willow]

LOL! He killed all 105 wolves?! Hahahaha. That's really quite hilarious... awful, but hilarious! And blue slits? ... Really now? What does never having lost a battle have to do with appearance? xDD

[troll]

TROLL-WORTHY BiO.

[charlie]

Ahaha...aha...ha...

No.

Reasons why I love this site already: ladies and gentlemen, Exhibit A. XDD

[fluffy]

Geesh, some people are just ridiculous XD

[blackie]

this person is my new hero....