Corrupt-A-Wish

[{Otter}]

So in this game, one person makes a wish, and the next person acts basically like a dud fairy godmother. They grant the wish, but something goes horribly wrong. So, like....

Player 1: I wish I had a puppy
Player 2: Wish granted, but it's a mutant puppy that wants to drink your blood. I wish I was good at swimming.
Player 3: Granted, but you grow fins and now you can't walk. I wish....

And so on and so on. So...

I wish I could visit Africa.

[Willow]

Wish granted, but your airplane crash lands in an uncivilized area of the rain forest and the local tribe captures you.

I wish I didn't have to go to school ever again! =p

[{Otter}]

Granted, but while you're out rolling people's houses and having a grand ol' time, you get abducted by aliens. Shoulda stayed in school!

I wish I wasn't so hungry!

[duskfur]

Wish granted, but then you become dehydrated beyond belief.

I wish more people would join the site! =D

[{Otter}]

Granted, but they're all creepy old men who want to stalk you.... x.x

I wish autumn weather would be here all the time.

[duskfur]

Wish granted, but irreversible. Hopefully you don't expect warm summer swimming-weather anytime soon.

I wish school was limited to three days a week.

[{Otter}]

Granted, but that means you spend three extra years in school

I wish I liked vegetables more than I do.

[duskfur]

Wish granted, but everything else tastes like crap now.

I wish my wrist wasn't so effed up. >>

[{Otter}]

Wish granted, but your ear fell off x.x

I wish I didn't have to sleep

[duskfur]

Wish granted, but now you're doomed to wander the night forever, unable to close your eyes.

I wish my emotions were more stable.

[{Otter}]

Granted, but your emotions becoming stable caused all the atoms in the world to become unstable...and they all fell apart. We don't exist anymore. Good job

I wish I could sing well!

[duskfur]

Wish granted, but everyone gets jealous of your skillz and they beat you up.

I wish I could defeat this boss on my video game. D=

[{Otter}]

Granted, but the next boss is unbeatable and you can NEVER DEFEAT HIM!

I wish I didn't have to go to swim practice tonight.

[audio]

Wish granted! But now you can't ever swim again. That sucks, eh?

I wish I had something to drink.

[{Otter}]

Granted! But it's straight-up vinegar X.X

I wish I was just a few inches taller.