Awful ABC Name Game

[{Otter}]

Alrighty, so this is like the ABC name where you go in alphabetical order and give warrior names. But this time, you give names that would be perfectly dreadful for a warrior to have, such as Skunkbreath or Chickenheart. Remember, ABC order! Ready, go! Oh, and say why they were given that name if you can.

Apathyheart

You just don't care one bit about anyone or anything!

[Willow]

I'll be using name I've actually seen on sites before xD

So, for B: Bloodsnare

A horrible, horrible feline, eh? What mother in her right name would name her son Bloodkit? And snare? Huh? You... snare... blood? Hmm...

So, I guess this is a very evil cat who snares cats' blood... or snares WITH his blood. Either way, nonsensical!

[duskfur]

Chemicalblaze.

A name I have seen before. Chemical because cats so know what chemicals are, and a queen would totally name her child after something obscure and deadly like that. And add blaze onto the end because blazing chemicals would really benefit the Clan.

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Dragonfang

I've seen this one around. For one, warriors do not know what a dragon is, and they would probably not name their kits after one if they did. Dragons would probably be the most feared creature to them. And I guess fang is an okay suffix, but... seriously, come on!

[Elkheart]

Elliefang

First of all... ELLIE? Where the heck did they get that from? Then FANG? Ellie sounds like it's a cute little cat that is made of sugar[lol]. Where does this person get their inspiration from? >.<

[duskfur]

Fallenanything. Fallenheart, Fallentears, Fallensoul, et cetera.

Fallen puts me in the mind of fallen angels, and I'm sure that's nothing that someone would name their child after. As a warrior, would you want your name to remind you of something that has fallen? Civilizations fall, spirits fall, even leaves fall and bring on the harsh winter. I can think of no good reason to name your kitten after this.

[{Otter}]

Gorillafang

For one thing, these cats probably don't know what gorillas are, and for another thing...fang? More like tooth x.x

[Willow]

Hiddenstorm.

So... Hiddenkit? "OMG I CAN'T FIND MY KIT!" and Hiddenpaw "Where's my paw?!"

[duskfur]

Inkfur.

I think that "inky" as an adjective might work, but I guess it just bugs me a bit since a cat wouldn't know what ink itself is.

[charlie]

Jaundicepelt

I kid you not, I've seen this one before. The cat had yellowish fur, so it made sense in the technical meaning, but seriously? Jaundicekit? Who dooms their kit to liver failure?

[tenacious]

Killjoy.

I really did see this one a forum- broke my heart. What queen is going to name their kit after death? And Killjoy? Totally contradicting, for one, and what does he do- run up to every happy cat and throw them into depression?

[l y r i c !]

lionsquall....

first of all... what does 'squall' even mean.. [not english] this actually 'might' make sense, but i have it feeling it doesn't. ... cuz i think squall is a kind of storm, not sure. lions don't really 'squall'. xD seen this name tossed around a lot.

[tenacious]

Midnightmoon.

I'm sad to say this was mine, when all I wanted to do was make "cool" warrior names. It was a Mary Sue, black she-cat.

[Elkheart]

Nightmare

'Mare' is not an appropriate suffix unless you're Role Playing a horse!

[tenacious]

Oceanbreeze...For one, the ocean is, I believe, sun-drown place. And breeze makes it sound like the cat has constant gas- what leader reconizges a warrior for that?